| The good thing about you is that you are letting your looks go gracefully.
Mo |
| "I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
Rodney Dangerfield |
| MUR...
the sound a cow makes when it is confused. |
| Outside the inn looking on
Alex King |
| Man True Nature is defined by the conflict of his conscious and subconscious minds… Since the Subconscious is too powerful the only way to win is to deny it battle. |
| I know Jack Shit
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| 'Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid.”
- JOHN WAYNE |
| Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful.
Warren Buffett |
| All the words of my mouth are in righteousness;there is nothing froward or perverse in them |
| It's like sap running down a tree in New Hampshire...MUH |
| All my friends are either gay or dead
and some of them like dead gay people. |
| In reason we trust |
| " Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully
as when they do it from religious conviction ." Blaise Pascal |
| A dream builds its own world, its complete. |
| I don't regret this... I both rue and lament it |
| How can you have faults if God who is perfect gave them to you. You must embrace your faults as perfection and believe in yourself. |
| You can stay in the room... But get out of my head. |
| Quit trying to hit me, and hit me...
Morpheous |
| Draw from your past, but do not let your past draw from you |
| Here the question arises: whether it is better to be loved than feared, or the reverse. The answer is, of course, that it would best to be both loved and feared. But since the two rarely come together, anyone compelled to choose will find greater security in being feared than in being loved. For this can be said about the generality of men: that they are ungrateful, fickle, dissembling, anxious to flee danger, and covetous of gain.
~Niccolo Machiavelli |
| A mind not be chang'd by place or time.
The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. ~Satan |
| Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. |
| Nothing is ever as you expect it... The universe always throws in a little suprise |
| Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
-Aldous Huxley |
| killing faceless Asian people is apparently like eating potato chips
From a review of the new Rambo Movie |
| There are many answers but none of them are complete |
| Being President is easy, you just point the army and shoot...
Homer Simpson |
| Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.
Benjamin Franklin |
| stupid keeps finding me even when I'm not looking for stupid.
BM 2007 |
| Very interesting website. Keep up the outstanding work and thank you. |
| There are two types of Battles…
There are battles to protect lives There are battles to protect honor |
| I wisdom dwell with prudence,and seek knowledge of witty inventions |
| Lif is just the Universe's way of keeping meat fresh. |
| The only way Iran should get the Atomic bomb is when we drop it on them. |
| Your unique just like everyone else |
| Jesus Loves you...
Everyone else thinks your an asshole. |
| Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
---Will Rogers |
| You're going to be a U.S. Senator. You're going to occupy one of the highest offices in the land. Don't you, as a future senator, at least have to have enough courage, enough integrity, to walk into a hotel room on your own and give a tranny hooker a check?
Dirty Sexy Money |
| They do say that insults hurt worse than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork in your head.
---Black Adder |
| The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others |
| Have I thought every thought that exists within my mind.
DP |
| I hate the past
I love the future right now? I'll tell ya in a minute... |
| God is a little jewish man with a kosher hotdog cart in new york who has a crucifix hanging from his red and yellow umbrella. |
| 42 |
| Twenty years from yourll regret more the things you didnt do then the ones you did |
| never go to bed angry stay up and fight |
| hi |
| Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or a hour or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something will take its place. If I quit, however it lasts forever
- Lance Armstrong |
| life's to short not to have fun |
| A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley |
| NICO CLUB FTW |
| At least President Clinton liked girls.
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| The meaning of life. Now, uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this. That's right. Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and, uh, what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: people are not wearing enough hats. Two: matter is energy. In the universe, there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this soul does not exist ab initio, as orthodox Christianity teaches. It has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved, owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia. |
| There are only two things I don't like.
1. Mean spirited people. 2. Dogs that bite. Ms. Harmony |
| There are only two things I don't like.
1. Mean spirited people. 2. Dogs that bite. |
| There are only two things I don't like.
1. Mean spirited people. 2. Dogs that bite. |
| I used to be snow white...But I drifted.
May West |
| muh |
| Are you a pussy ass libral? or a conservative cock sucker.
Derrick Bartotto 2007 |
| Excellent site, added to favorites!! |
| Wonderful and informative web site. |
| Looking for information and found it at this great site. |
| Thank you for your site. I have found here much useful information. |
| I have been looking for sites like this for a long time. Thank you! |
| I have been looking for sites like this for a long time. Thank you! |
| Very interesting website. Keep up the outstanding work and thank you. |
| Hm, interesting |
| I've had a lot of birthdays over the past few months. |
| Getting elected is the only thing politicians work toward today.
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| The joy of life consists in the exercise of one's energies, continual growth, constant change, the enjoyment of every new experience. To stop means simply to die. The eternal mistake of mankind is to set up an attainable ideal.
Aleister Crowley |
| I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Aleister Crowley |
| At any given moment we are moving thru time. We can choose in which direction to step. |
| Suprise has no limitations |
| Use no way as way; use no limitation as limitation."
Bruce Lee |
| Becomming high is illegal.
Being high is not. JF 2007 |
| Atoms are not things, they are only tendencies.
Heisenberg |
| We all have the habit of thinking that everything around us is already a thing existing without my input, without my choice. You have to banish that kind of thinking.
Amit Goswami. |
| All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have thier exits and entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts.
Willam Shakespere |
| In god we trust, the rest we monitor... NSA |
| The first and best victory is to conquer self -- Plato |
| The Universe owes you nothing... It was here first. |
| Thou art my battle axe and weapons of war:for with thee I will break in pieces the nations,and with thee I
will destroy kingdoms: |
| Great Zombie Jesus!!! |
| For as many as are of the works of the law are under the curse:for it is written, Cursed is everyone that continueth not all things which are written in the book of the law to do them...........For whosoever shall keep the whole law,and yet offend in one point,he is guilty of all. |
| For as many as are of the works of the law are under the curse:for it is written, Cursed is everyone that continueth not all things which are written in the book of the law to do them...........For whosoevr shall keep the whole law,and yet offend in one point,he is guilty of all. |
| Canst thou by searching find out God?Canst thou find out the Almighty unto perfection?
It is high as heaven;what canst thou do? Deeper than hell;what canst thou know? |
| You know the Earth is By-Polar.
Steven Wright |
| I press only the buttons, I can reach~
recklessly and indifferent |
| To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.
Eva Young |
| When Mexicans start crossing the border into Canada, they will be called Frost Backs…
Carlos Mencia |
| The only thing seperating Yours from Ours.....is the why~ |
| A dream becomes a goal when action is taken toward its achievement.
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| Stupidity has a habit of getting it's way. |
| We are like Mushrooms, we are kept in the dark, and fed a bunch of BS |
| life is to short to be cool
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| one step is the start to a thousand miles |
| one step is the start to a thousand miles |
| The enemy of my enemy must be my friend |
| All roads lead to the great path... many cross on the way. |
| Let That Be The reson!
ice. |
| Today young men on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather. TOOL |
| Figuring out things for yourself is your only freedom. |
| "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein |
| I like you as an individual, your unique that way. |
| I didn't want to be thier when my luck ran out.
D.Pichen 2005 |
| Many people will not head down the street until all the lights are green |
| You can always quit Later |
| All human evil comes from this: a man's inability to sit still in a room.
-Pascal |
| I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Confucius |
| God gives and forgives,
Man gets and forgets. Abhishek |
| When you set your mind on something- always follow through to the full extent- if you do things only half assed- you only get half the screams. |
| "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams |
| "All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move." (Benjamin Franklin) |
| when I die,I want to die peacefully like my grandfather.. in his sleep;
not screaming like all the passengers in his car.. |
| "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it, you will land among the stars." Brown |
| "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it, you will land among the stars." Brown |
| Pain is just weakness escaping from your body... |
| Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything."
Josef Stalin |
| Don't flinch when reality stares at you |
| We have the undeniable, irrefutable truth, and then we have your side of the story. |
| Terrorism is a Tactic; you can’t have a war against a Tactic. |
| "The reason we can't find a relationship between the Constitution and the government is that there is none.
Michael Badnarik - Libertarian Party |
| he who sees from the side
has eight eyes... From the Game of Go quoted in Hagakure,by Tsunetomo |
| Alcohol causes problems
Firearms resolve problems |
| I am not going to argue with you about something that only exists in your mind. |
| Civil Union.... How Gay |
| Love is a rolor coaster up down and all around scary at first but when your done you want to do it again. the moral hold on tight and every thing is fine in the end
Richard Harbaugh |
| Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
H. G. Wells, The Wife of Sir Isaac Harman |
| your mom |
| The only things that matter are invisible. |
| Leave the dying suffer
cp |
| Do Democrats Cause Cancer?
Matt Groening |
| My Mind is not a very nice place to be |
| Praise God with humility |
| If I truly loved God
I would have to kill you |
| Weather you’re a King or a Street Sweeper; you will always end up dancing with the Reaper. |
| Faith will always find a way |
| An optimist sees an opportunity in every difficulty. A pessimist sees a difficulty in every opportunity."
-Swami Sivananda |
| MUH |
| You know what they say about politics , It's show business for ugly people. |
| No human thing is of serious importance.
Plato |
| I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Steven Wright |
| .....and then there was a mighty wind
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| TRY NOT, DO OR DO NOT
THERE IS NO TRY ! Yoda |
| when you curse you forget something
s.b |
| Civil Rights on Capitalism Patriarchy is like putting a band-aid on a hemorrhaging artery-
-Bill Clem |
| It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
Aesop |
| Babe In Total Control of Herself.
(B.I.T.C.H) Angie Jones |
| Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
E. F. Schumacher |
| If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
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| When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman (1906 - ) |
| It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
Franklin P. Jones |
| You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white
guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon." -Chris Rock |
| You have reached the pinnacle of Homo Mountain.
JMB |
| We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop (620 BC - 560 BC) |
| political correctness is in direct violation of freedom of speech |
| You mean that there are other uses for the internet besides Porn?
JM Bittenbinder |
| Different strokes...
for different folks |
| I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965), on the eve of his 75th birthday |
| Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856) |
| Emo Phillips was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, Emo was asked if he knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. His reply: "I don't know, re-election to the Senate?" |
| The toughest time...in anyone's life...is when you have to kill a loved one just because they're the devil. -- Emo Phillips |
| I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965) |
| Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Mickey Mouse |
| Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns (1896 - 1996) |
| Life is never like some happy bowl of sunshine.
-Cassie Pertiet |
| There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
Cullen Hightower |
| I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) |
| I am a pheasant plucker I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant. I am not the pheasant plucker, I am the pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes. I'm not the pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's wife. I've been plucking mother pheasants my whole pheasant plucking life! (try saying that 10 times fast) |
| If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
Bill Vaughan |
| ...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859 - 1930) |
| At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Emo Phillips |
| All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Fran Lebowitz (1950 - ) |
| The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.
Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - ), |
| Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party didn't miss the boat.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) |
| There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.
Alfred Korzybski (1879 - 1950) |
| If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) |
| I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) |
| Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
George Carlin (1937 - ) |
| I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory (1932 - ) |
| Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965) |
| Maybe cancer is inherent in laboratory mice.
Jeff Green 1992 |
| There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright (1955 - ) |
| Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900) |
| Observation is not judgement....
observation is the " what's so" Judgement is the "so what?" Nothing has any meaning save the meaning you give it. |
| Observation is the "what's so"of any sitution
judgement is the "so what?"..... Nothing has any meaning save the meaning you give it. |
| Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250
Harper's Index, October 1989 |
| Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi (1893 - 1986) |
| You are not your body,
who you are is limitless with out end |
| People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Anatole France (1844 - 1924) |
| If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
Lord Salisbury |
| Jesus may not love me.... But he likes me as a friend.
UnKnown |
| "If I had legs, I could run away... If I had arms, I could kill myself..."
Johnny Got His Gun |
| Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Phillips |
| The wages of sin are unreported.
Unknown |
| I like stress for its my mistress
and like a good fuck it never quits and its always giving..... |
| A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974) |
| Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Unknown |
| The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
Joe Martin, Porterfield |
| If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible he is almost certainly right, but if he says that it is impossible he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - ) |
| The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) |
| When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Norm Crosby |
| He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Saki (1870 - 1916) (H. H. Munro) |
| Confusion is always the most honest response.
Marty Indik |
| The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962) |
| The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Joseph Heller |
| The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno |
| Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby |
| "Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn."
-Fulton Sheen |
| There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
Muhammad Ali |
| As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
Dick Cavett |
| A work of art starts to have a life of its own when the artist begins to fade |
| The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983) |
| It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
William G. McAdoo |
| I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Phillips |
| An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Unknown |
| The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.
Charles Luckman |
| Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Frank Leahy |
| Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931) |
| Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) |
| I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
George Carlin |
| Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green fuzzy meat, THAT'S bad for you!
Tommy Smothers |
| Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) |
| I don't really trust a sane person.
Lyle Alzado |
| Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.
Wernher von Braun |
| Be who you are and say what you feel - because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
~~Dr. Seuss |
| Be who you are and say what you feel - because those whho mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
~~Dr. Seuss |
| To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
Quentin Crisp |
| The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
Jean Giraudoux |
| The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Dorothy Nevill |
| If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
Harry Shearer |
| It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
Henry Allen |
| Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.
Don Marquis |
| I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
Steven Wright |
| For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.
Richard Feynman |
| We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.
John W. Gardner |
| The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
Joe Ancis |
| The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
Eric Hoffer |
| A thought on Sadam Husains perfect election~
... In Iraq they don't have hanging chads, they just have hangings." - Colin Powell |
| If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Harry S Truman |
| I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. Henny Youngman
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| God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
Sir William Bragg |
| "Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or use of a gun is unlawful is like expecting a terrorist to care that his car bomb is taking up two parking spaces." |
| Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.
Unfortunately, that would mean, one out of three psychiatrists are mentally ill. ~cpertiet |
| When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Hermann Hesse |
| If marriage were outlawed, then
only outlaws would have inlaws. |
| If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi |
| I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson |
| A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
James Feibleman |
| f you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Steven Wright |
| I won’t hold you’re ex wife against you if you don’t hold mine against me.
--Doug Pichen |
| Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Arthur C. Clarke |
| The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.
Michael Friedman |
| It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose your own.
Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972) |
| The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Herb Caen |
| The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Norman Brenner |
| The man who woke up in a coffin thought: If I’m alive what am I doing here and if I’m dead why do I have to pee. |
| Shut up! It mean's close your mouth and stop talking.
Willam T. Richer USS Enterprise |
| It's old, but it is a really a great giant ant movie.
JM. Bittenbinder |
| Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Einstein |
| Does God hide himself because he is afraid of what he created? |
| if voting really could change things, it would be illegal |
| sorrow looks back
worry looks around faith looks up |
| what do when i feel like criying |
| I like God. Except when it rains or my cat gets ran over. Then I don't like God very much.
-unsanism |
| I will take a bad computer over a good person any day.
J.M. Bittenbinder |
| My substance was not hid from thee,when I was made in secret,and curiously wrought in in the lowest parts of the earth... |
| maybe this is all just a figment of my medication? -cpertiet |
| Im so pissed I could give the hulk anal.... DB |
| Beliefs are dangerous - Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning - A non-functioning mind is clinically dead - Believe in nothing... Maynard James Keenan |
| If God is our Father, you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." |
| If everything that God creates is perfect, then consider . . . Satan too, is perfect. His actions then, all part of the plan. So, given Satan's pride, his fall, and his eternal agonies...... Which one, then, is really the evil, twisted, and loathesome one. |
| Ego,is opposite to the universe.. DB |
| Natural laws within the universe... express the essence of divine reasoning DB |
| Anything I buy anymore has a damn manual. -Dpichen |
| Time is the fire in which we all burn. |
| I'm a pacifist, pass-a-fist right through your fucking head. D. Pichen 1992 |
| What am I... a Monkey? D Bartotto 2000 |
| It is far better to be judged by twelve, than carried out by six. |
| Death makes obiedence,look foolish |
| Drugs and alcohol make as much sense as religion and politics.. |
| I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude... Thoreau |
| Only the Dead have seen the end of the world |
| Vengence does not come in small amounts. |
| Its funny how religion and drugs are so closly related ........ --Derrick Bartotto 11/13/00 |
| No sense in doing today, in what I can put off until tomorrow. Brian Morton 87 |
| Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. -- ??? [ You tell me. ] |
| I wish the world had but one throat so I could choke the whole fucking thing at once. --Jim Foster March 2001 |
| There are three things of a man's you don't mess with. His Woman, His paycheck, and his chainsaw. cooley's dad |
| We are both atheists, I simply believe in one less god than you. When you understand why you do not believe in other gods, then you will understand why I don't believe in yours. -- unknown |
| To the eyes of the man of imagination, nature is imagination itself. -William Blake |
| Hell, is the impossibility of reason -Unknown |
| Here's to alcohol.....the cause of AND solution to ....all of life's problems. ~ Homer Simpson |
| If Congress makes it illegal to use Hand-Held Cell Phones while driving.... I will start shaving again while I drive. --D Pichen |
| "More harm has been done to the collective human psyche by religion than by all the fucking and cocksucking since the dawn of time. By the way, many religious people (including the ordained) fuck and suck each other's cocks all the time. -- George Carlin" |
| Focus The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing. |
| Many have become chess masters -- no one has become the master of chess. -Siegbert Tarrasch |
| If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? George Carlin |
| In Arkansas if a couple get divorced, are they still considered brother and sister? Brad Burnett |
| I rightly conclude that my essence consists in this alone,that I am a thinking thing..and although perhaps..I have a body with which I am closely conjoined,I have,on the other hand,a clear and distinct idea of myself as a thinking,non-extending thing,and,on the other hand,a distinct idea of my body as an extended,non-thinking thing;it is therefore certain that I am truly distinct from my body,and can exist with out it.. Descartes |
| Thought is time,and time creates fear.....How are we to know that the mind has become concentrated?Because the idea of time will vanish.The more time passesd un-noticed the more concentrated we are..All time will have the tendency to come and stand in the one present.So the definition is given,when the past and present come and stand in one,the mind is said to be concentrated... Vivekananda |
| 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest one. |
| If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out.
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| To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn. (Isaac Asimov) |
| We as doctors only pause the inevitable, were just here to keep the game rolling. |
| It's all fun and games until some one gets hurt..... |
| Gluttony is the best policy. |
| If I could walk that way, I wouldnt need aftershave...
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| Either a human being does what God wills,or else God accomplishes his own will regarding that person. Augustine |
| Duracell is in my bed not the damn bunny. |
| It's Gods place to forgive Bin Laden, It's the Military's place to arrange the meeting. |
| Never underestimate the power of underestimation |
| Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. |
| ..In this utterance of falsehood upon falsehood, whose contradictories are also false, it seems as if That which I uttered not were true. Blessed, unutterably blessed, is this last of the illusions; let me play the man, and thrust it from me!
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| The only thing that is for certain is that nothing is for certain. |
| Be aware of your senses and stay close to your focus |
| Guuuuuuuuh |
| The Way is forever nameless,and Unarved Block. LAO TZU |
| If it was up to me I would retaliate so horrifically that even the kid’s of the victims of the WTC attack would shake their heads in disbelief. Jim Foster |
| No God No Peace Know God Know Peace |
| Success is just one long street fight. Milton Berle |
| Life is a quest of unending desire and full-service in making God's truths, real..... |
| Everybody talks about my drinking, but nobody talks about my thirst... |
| I'm not looking for the Answer.... I am looking for the Question.... |
| You can't fly a helicopter drunk, its not like driving a car. Homer Simpson |
| A mantra is not being properly said as long as the man knows he is saying it. Aleister Crowley |
| No thought is silent... Think quietly.. |