Guts - or Balls?
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the
difference between the two? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition
for each is listed below:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask her, "Are you
still cleaning? Or are you flying off somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on her backside,
and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
