Actual Song Titles:

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

2. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away

4. I don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

5. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

6. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

7. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well<

8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

9. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

10. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

11. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

12. I've Got Tears In My Ears from Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You

13. If I Can't Be Number One in Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

14. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted to, I'd Be Out By Now

15. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

16. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him

17. Please Bypass this Heart

18. She Got the Ring and I Got The Finger

19. You're the Reason Our Kids are so Ugly